Bassem Youssef & Amjad Al-Nour - Bibi’s Trial | باسم يوسف وأمجد النور - محاكمة النتن

All rise!

Alright, no need to stand up

It’s the ICC in the house, ay yo mothaf*****s what’s up?

The sentence!? No-brainer

GUILTY!

My mind is made up

In my verdict, he’ll go straight up to jail, Bibi, your time’s up

In the case number.. uh, wait, I don’t even remember

I lost count of all the innocent souls you daily murder

I sentence you to life in prison. That’s only for starters

It’s the fastest sentence I’ve passed. He’s not making my job harder

That’s a little bit embarrassing

But since your hammer’s gone missing

I’d like to spend a few seconds second-guessing

This whole ICC masquerade

With all its global ass-kissing

I won’t even debate whether this gentleman was innocent

Who the hell are you?

Your honor, who am I? That is irrelevant

I know, ladies and gentlemen, I can see the entanglement

You think you can just storm in and save him from his predicament?

Let’s not fall victim to our emotions and our sentiments

Oh, say can you see?

Who’s the boss of the ICC?

It must be the Yankee Supremacy

It must be the Yankee Supremacy

First of all, in my belief, this ICC is blasphemy

I’m not a member of that cult and neither is my mini-me

I’m only acting like I care, I’d like to thank the academy

And when you sue him, you technically make yourself my enemy

I see, you may not be a member of the ICC

You call yourself the “Land of the Free”

And him the “only democracy”

And yet to save his ass, you invented a policy

To storm my court and invade it?

Now that’s hypocrisy

Whoa! Someone’s antisemitism is on the go!

Should I delete you as a friend, and add you as a foe?

“From the river to the sea” Are you one of those?

While you’re at it, why don’t you deny the Holocaust?

Pardon me, and please don’t be offended by her sign!

But Palestine is mandatory on this list of mine

What’s that? Is there a country by the name of Palestine?

Don’t see it on this map of mine

Outta sight, outta mind

Oh, say can you see?

Who’s the boss of the ICC?

It must be the Yankee Supremacy

It must be the Yankee Supremacy

This court is for the Putins, Afros, and the Arabs by the way

They not like us, they make a fuss, they gonna have to pay

But we’re the USA, what we say goes today

Don’t waste your time on Benjamin, my friend is here to stay

He’s got “The most moral army in the world” | It’s so fitting

Telling civilians: “It’ll be safe in the north, just kidding”

Someone should pack the Nobel Prize of Peace and send it to Netan (Rotten)

He’s got the army that would warn the children right before hitting

Speaking of kids, why use live rounds?

Can’t he shoot some Blancs?

On the scale of humans, why put those kids at the lowest rank?

Spare me the drama over the kids he killed in the West Bank

Why would those children throw rocks at A FRIGGIN TANK!?

I got no time for this, I got some elections to rig

Gotta teach my snipers to “miss”

I got me some graves to dig

Those weapons won’t sell themselves

Gun deals are getting so big

So here's some taxpayers’ money, go buy yourself a new wig

Oh, say can you see?

Who’s the boss of the ICC?

It must be the Yankee Supremacy

It must be the Yankee.. Ok, everybody now

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Bassem Raafat Mohamed Youssef is an Egyptian comedian, television host, and surgeon. He is best-known in his media career for having hosted Al Bernameg, a satirical comedy show focused on Egyptian politics, from 2011 to 2014.In 2013, Bassem Youssef was named on Time 100. His current projects include The Democracy Handbook and Revolution For Dummies.

باسم رأفت محمد يوسف، مقدم برامج تلفزيونية وجراح مصري. اشتهر ببرنامج 'البرنامج' من 2011 إلى 2014، حيث عُرف بأسلوبه الكوميدي الفريد.
في 2013، باسم يوسف تم اختياره ضمن قائمة مجلة «تايم» الامريكية، للمائة شخصية الأكثر تأثيرا

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